Like most Americans, I was thrilled (but not weepy; I need to be angry for that) when Barack Obama won the election last week and brought his handsome family out on the stage in Grant Park in their moment of triumph. Also like most Americans, I cringed when I saw Michelle Obama’s dress. Mrs. Obama is a tremendously good-looking woman, but tall, strapping ladies like her need to be verrry careful about what they wear. So imagine my delight when I saw the following picture, snapped today during what was surely a very awkward meeting:


Stunning! That dress makes her look 8 feet tall (especially next to those stumpy Bushes) and takes about 20 pounds off her frame. She should order one of these in every color.