At Uniqlo, as I was trying on a shirt:

Teen girl 1: Do you like the way these jeans look?

Teen girl 2: Yeah; it’s hard to find the right size.

Teen girl 1: Oh, I know; I was in True Religion the other day, and their size 24 jeans are so huge! I think it’s so women who are, like, size 4 can feel better about themselves.

Update: For the men out there who don’t understand the sizing in women’s designer jeans, size 24 is beyond tiny, like smaller than a zero. A “2/4”, as Will thought I meant, is about a 26 in fancy jeans. As a curvy 4, I wear a size 27, which apparently is morbidly obese by the standards of those teens.